For the best* taste** in this or any dimension***, you can’t go wrong with Multiverse Snackers!
* Please note, Multiverse Snackers are made in a dimension where peanuts exist. If you have multidimensional allergies you should not eat, be exposed to, or exist in the same timeline as Multiverse Snackers.
** Multiverse Snackers are processed through wormholes that also process xyzzy nuts, rinderpest, Celestial Bloodspheres, and The End. If you have a reaction to any of these, you should not eat, be exposed to, or exist in the same timeline as Multiverse Snackers.
*** Not valid in Dimension 3891, Floating Squidworld 47a, the Dimension of Terror, or Ix. Void where prohibited.
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