“Walk me though it again. Help me see your reasoning.”

“Okay, so dragons are lizards, right?”

“Yeah.”

“But they’re not real. Never were.”

“Okay, with you so far.”

“What’s the closest thing to dragons that ever existed?”

“Uhh…”

“That’s right, dinosaurs. But they’re extinct, right?”

“Right?”

“WRONG! Not all dinosaurs are extinct. Birds are dinosaurs and they’re still around.”

“…I’m sorry, it’s still a huge leap to call penguins ‘tiny ice dragons.'”

“You just have no sense of style.”