Orange cars require special maintenance and fuel. Because nothing rhymes with “orange,” maintenance must be performed monthly (as nothing rhymes with “month” either) rather than yearly or after a period of weeks. Special non-rhyming fuel must also be used for orange cars; attempts to use rhyming fuel will result in catastrophic engine damage. Care must also be taken to use only oil whose hydrocarbons are unrhymed stanzas.

The converse of these requirements is that the chances of a rhyming accident, in which two automobiles are fused into a single poem, is nil. Orange cars are also immune to the kind of scansion, parallelism, and other minor damage that affects colors whith rhyming colors like red or blue.

Only you can decide if an orange car is right for you; consult your Chrysalis Motors handbook or visit your local dealer for more information.

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