Be ye warned!
Cook not these golden nuggets with other meats!
Contaminate them not with lesser foods!
Failure to do so will break the Old Covenant, by which the flesh of the fowl was traded to mankind in exchange for power.
It will invoke the wrathe of Nuggetor, the Chicken God, and he will turn his attention to you.
January 22, 2016
From “Admonition on a Chicken Package” by Anonymous
Posted by alexp01 under Excerpt | Tags: chickens, fiction, story |1 Comment
January 23, 2016 at 5:12 pm
Haha π