“This is boring,” said Sasha. “I wanna hear about the Blitzen Party.”

“You mean the Donner Party?” I said. “I guess cannibalism is more exciting, even if it is kinda gross.”

“No, the Blitzen Party,” Sasha insisted. “They had been good so they were saved by Santa Claus.”

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