“What are you?”
The giant raven’s head perched atop the being’s shoulders turned. “What sort of question is that?” it said in a surprisingly normal voice.
“You’ve got a raven for a head.”
“And you’ve wax with a bit of hair poked in. What of it?”
“I mean…” I said, “How did you get that way?”
“Oh, I don’t know,” said the raven. “Maybe it was a curse, maybe a choice, or maybe, just maybe…it’s none of your business.”
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