My friends, let us pause and contemplate the humblest of all vegetables, the spicy yet essential radish. It has fed us when we were hungry, yea even through the lean times of conflict and strife. It has enabled us to survive, when so many others did not.

And that is why it pains me, my flock, to tell you to offer up your radishes now. I know that for many of you they are your last line of defense against the ravages of hunger, but worry not! We are your conduit to the divine, and with the sustenance that your radishes provide, we will intercede on your behalf. We will beg for an end to conflict and strike, for total victory, and bounties not only of radishes but also of turnips and potatoes until that happy day comes.

Give your turnips unto me, O my flock, and find yourself nourished by the divine spirit!

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