Sharpe’s Bizarre Blade Bazaar Item #65000: “Singing Shamshir”
Price: 1999 sols

Perfect for any up and coming bard looking to put on a sharp performance, this little shamshir will belt out a jaunty tune as it is drawn and swung, filling the air with beautiful music for the enjoyment of you and yours! Sing along in harmony, take the opportunity to tumble or dance, or even fight with it–this sword will warble tunefully through it all. It may be a small blade, but it’s surely got big dreams–bring the gift of music to your swordsmanship today!

Billao’s Note:
It only sings songs from the bards Sir Nickel of Bakke and Plinkin’ Lark. That’s all it knows, and it won’t learn any other songs. I’ve tried, oh how I’ve tried. Run. Save yourself.

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