Sharpe’s Bizarre Blade Bazaar Item #342b: “The Zhahuzashi”
Price: 33,082 sols, payable in installments

If you are of an antiquarian bent, you may have read about Zhahu, the dreaded demonlord of the seventh house, who ruled over the kingdom of Wexer for 100 years and one day as its blood czar. What you may not know, though, is that Zhahu was not simply cast down in defeat before the gates of the Hornmark–rather, he was trapped in a sword. This sword, to be specific! He remains within it to this day, a roiling mas of infernal energy no less dangerous today than when the Archmage Qurivy sealed him into this specially prepared wakizashi. If released, he is obligated to grant thee a single boon before resuming his grim work, but be warned! Zhahu is father of all lies and the uncle of all tricks, and he will twist your boon if he can. Buy today, and roll the dice!

Flyssa’s Note:
Okay, so, when I was moving this thing, this guy Zhahu started talking into my brain? He said that he was the blood czar or something, and if I freed him from his centuries of imprisonment he would, like, give me whatever I wanted and junk. So I said that if I sundered his prison and freed him, I wanted him to make my ex, Luwuk, come crawling back to me just so I could turn him down again. He knows what he did. anyway, Zhahu said he couldn’t do that so I put him back down.

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