Sharpe’s Bizarre Blade Bazaar Item #55: “Hot Dog Baselard”
Price: 2 sols

No, I’m not doing it. I’m not doing it! I’m a swordseller, an ironmonger, not a carnival barker. I don’t sell food, no matter how sword-shaped those hot dogs are. You can just get someone else to do this one, because I’m not doing it.

Kastane’s Note:
Come one, come all, from outside the building and inside the hall! We want you to shop with wisdom and grace, but whaile you are here, why not stuff your face? Our baselards are fine, they’re sharp and they’re keen, but as hot dogs they’re best that’s ever been! Eat one or eat more, at two sols a bun, hotdog baselards are tasty, sharp-flavored, and fun!

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