Sharpe’s Bizarre Blade Bazaar Item #711y: “Kolibri Khopesh”
Price: 3050 sols
The ancient builders of Sumdh are famed for their enduring works of stone, and for taming the great river Avyr that bisects their arid land. But they were also master bladesmiths, being the first to forge in both bronze and iron in their area of the known world, and being among the first to weave enchantments into their wootz. This particular blade was created for their revered god Waxundu, and laid to rest in a now-plundered tomb in the hope that Waxundu might avail himself of the blade both as offering and as a weapon as he guided the souls to their eternal reward of the afterlife. As a blade fit for a psychopomp such as he, it is suffused with potent and ancient charms for wounding, bloodletting, and protection–all of which have never been used. Why not be the first? It’s available for purchase today, and even includes a handsome oversized teak box with your payment in full.
Flyssa’s note:
Yeah, um, Waxundu the grim reaper of the Sumdh? Great and terrible guide across the river Avyr into the Lands Beyond, or something like that? Yeah, he was a hummingbird.

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