Sharpe’s Bizarre Blade Bazaar Item #801a: “A Sword to Save the World”
Price: 10,001 sols (payable in installments)

The blind prophet Zoxkyogy, renowned for his perfect foresight and mastery of augury, once laid out the exact qualities needed in a sword that would save the world to the great smith Kealz. In an act of forgery yet unrivaled to this day, Kealz produced a blade with the exact qualities Zoxkyogy predicted, working hand in hand with the seer to ensure total accuracy. The effort was such that the prophet passed away soon after the blade was quenched, and Kealz was left a broken man who lingered near death for weeks before he too expired. The resultant blade will save the world someday–it it a certainty. Will it be in your hand that it does so? Buy it today and see for yourself!

Billao’s Note:
I don’t know what threat calls for a perfectly cube-shaped sword that cannot be sharpened, but I’m not sure I want to.

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