Sharpe’s Bizarre Blade Bazaar Item #1135: “Sheax”
Price: 1 sol (offers accepted)

Look, I don’t know why someone made a sword to herd sheep with a spell that works only on metal, okay? Maybe they were metal sheep. Maybe you can modify the enchantment so it herds real sheep, or herds robots or something. We just need it gone, okay?

Billao’s Note:
We’re all feeling a little sheepish about this one.

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