Sharpe’s Bizarre Blade Bazaar Item #303c: “Pugio of Pizza”
Price: 323 sols

Not all swords are meant for battle, and there’s no better example of this than the Pugio of Pizza, which was specifically designed to be a utility blade for a pizzamancer. Behold the detachable guard, which detaches and doubles as a cheese grater! Behold the pommel, which detaches and doubles as a pizza cutter! The blade itself is expertly shaped for slicing pepperoni, finishing dough, and other tasks around a pizza kitchen. When you’re done, just reassemble the sword and you’re good to go! Buy it and try for yourself today!

Kastane’s Note:
It’s ironically both cheaper and more useful to buy a grater, a cutter, and a pizzamancer’s slicer and have them separately. I’m especially not sure what they were thinking with the handguard that grates.

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