Sharpe’s Bizarre Blade Bazaar Item #303c: “Umbrapier”
Price: 1432 sols

Many establishments have a no weapons policy, but are you going to let that keep you from defending yourself? You never know when danger–or assassins!–will strike, so why not be ready when either or both do? That’s where the Umbrapier comes in–a simple umbrella to the unsuspecting eye, but a deadly sword once drawn. And unlike other would-be “swordbrellas,” the Umbrapier actually functions as an umbrella, meaning that it is that much less likely to be found out–and it can even keep you dry on a rainy day!

Flyssa’s note:
They rust into their scabbards. All of them.

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