Sharpe’s Bizarre Blade Bazaar Item #9999: “Volclaymore”
Price: 2323 sols

Legend has it that this sword was forged by a sentient volcano, and that its blade burns bright when evil is afoot. But you’re not going to believe that, are you? No, you’re not, because my snarky staff has been undermining every single sale I’ve been trying to make all month! It doesn’t matter that I can’t pay them if I don’t sell any swords, they’re just happy to sit around and crack jokes while I do all the hard work. That’s it, kid. Sale’s over. Go home.

Billao, Kastane, and Flyssa’s Note:
Since we reforge and repair the steel, we think the hard work is definitely on our side.

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