“The lines are just…so straight.”
“Don’t act so surprised. Given an infinite universe, it was inevitable.”
“What kind of geologic processes could have created this sort of thing? Life and civilization readings were negative.”
“Look, why are you so upset about this?”
“I know that anything is possible in an infinite universe, okay? But that still didn’t prepare me for Plaid Planet.”
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