Fresh off the discovery of Smallfoot, it was discovered that nearly every cryptid had co-evolved with a smaller, pint-sized cousin that was much better adapted to surviving and thriving in a dangerous human-dominated world.
Smallfoot of the Pacific Northwest shared the southern part of its range with the Fresno Duskcrawler. The Flatshrubs Monster rubbed elbows with the Mothboy of West Virginia, while Bessie the Puddle Ness Monster frolicked overseas.
Even knowing that, nothing had prepared Torvald to find a cryptid in his cupboard.
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