This post is part of the October 2012 Blog Chain at Absolute Write. This month’s prompt is “NaMoReMo (National Mock Review Month)”.
The Accountant and the Assassin
Altos Wexan
421 pages, hardcover
First Edition (August 21, 20XX)
ISBN-10: 223405857-X
ISBN-13: 942-449758221-X
Retrograde Triton Press (domestic printing)
Kyoto Processed Ricepaper Concerns Press (international printings)
There’s definitely no false advertising in this yarn, out earlier this year from Retrograde Triton. Wexan’s book dutifully serves up the collision between a staid accountant and a high-stakes assassin in an Manhattan-in-all-but-name metropolis. One might feel from such a title that the broad outlines of such a tale are obvious, but Wexan is able to lob a few inventive curveballs.
His accountant, for example, is a sunshiny eternal optimist to the point that his oily, more accountant-like cohorts call him “Pollyanna” to his face and heap their worst clients (like a young Paris Hilton soundalike) on his desk. The collision between this bumbling, upbeat character and the dour world of professional contract killing provides the majority of the book’s humor (which is frequent enough, especially near the beginning, that the book could almost be called a comedy).
The comedic pratfalls, including a daft inversion of the usual action movie car chase, are where the book is at its best. Attempts to wring tension out of the basic setup, as in an apartment standoff involving multiple identities and double-crosses, fall flat and are enough of a tonal mismatch that the book at times seems schizophrenic. The titular assassin, a few mild twists aside, is a stock character and despite some teases she and the accountant never seem to click. The villain, a psychotic assassin “competitor,” is written with gusto but seems to lack any real motivation.
Wexan has succeeded in writing a yarn that satisfies some of the old action cliches and inverts or plays with others. But his inability to reconcile the disparate characters and tones keeps the book from being anything more than a well-executed, enjoyable beach read. Recommended, but with reservations.
-Phil “Stonewall” Pixa, The Hopewell Review.
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November 5, 2012 at 9:32 pm
Humm, interesting review. It feels like an O.K. book, something to entertain in long hours of travel but not something to dwell upon and re-read so one can get in touch with emotions.
November 6, 2012 at 8:40 am
As the author, I would agree 100%. It’s fluff but decent fluff.
November 6, 2012 at 9:18 pm
Decent fluff. Lol.
November 5, 2012 at 10:17 pm
Just my 2 cents. Because most people who read reviews online scan instead of reading word per word, I think phrases like “titular assassin” are prone to being misread. Rather than me getting the idea that the assassin is a figurehead like the Queen of England, I misread and think you’re saying that the assassin is busty.
I do love the character description of the accountant.
November 6, 2012 at 8:40 am
I personally think they’re more apt to read it as a bad ribald pun, and I’m okay with that 🙂
November 9, 2012 at 1:09 am
As long as it’s intentional, then you’ve done your job. 🙂
November 6, 2012 at 10:14 am
Wow, you were pretty hard on yourself! If I were into the Action genre, I’d still read this one despite the “with reservations” comment. 🙂
November 7, 2012 at 10:25 pm
Sounds like the makings of an intriguing action thriller! Hmm…wondering aloud who Hollywood would cast in the leading roles.
November 11, 2012 at 1:04 pm
Good review; very informative. I think it sounds like an interesting story. I’d give it a chance! 🙂
November 11, 2012 at 8:25 pm
A “well-executed, enjoyable beach read” sounds pretty good to me. *grin*
November 13, 2012 at 1:57 pm
Nicely done! Very professional. Much more heart-felt than my sorry excuse for an entry 😉
November 13, 2012 at 2:02 pm
I’m not sure “hearfelt” is the operative word so much as “merciless” but thanks 🙂