“The Ctiverar Object…know it?”

“Sci-fi Channel original movie?”

“Mysterious structure in the middle of the Sahara.”

“Is it sand? That’s plenty mysterious.”

“No it isn’t.”

“It is if you’ve never seen sand. Maybe someone from Greenland.”

“It’s not sand.”

“What is it then?”

“Giant X, made out of stone. Natural, or so they say, but straight as a ruler. Can see it from the space shuttle.”