“Ah, okay. Mr. Y-A-Y-C-O-S-H.”

“No, not Yaycosh. Hjecosh.”

“Oh, sorry. Mr. H-E-A-Y-C-O-S-H.”

“No, no, no! Hjecosh! Hjecosh! It’s spelt H-J-E-C-O-S-H!”

“Oh. Why’s that?”

“It’s Dutch!”