This post is part of the April Blog Chain at Absolute Write. This month’s challenge is to describe one of your characters in 50 words or less and then have that character interview you.
Peg Gregory has found herself in the place she’s always dreaded—a dead end. Stuck hauling supplies to a backwater planet no one’s ever cared about, there’s nothing to do but sell homemade beer and lob verbal grenades at her crewmates. They claim Peg’s being insubordinate; she finds it liberating.
“So, what special kind of madness has you thinking of signing on with the United Nations Transport Service?” said the recruiter behind the desk—Peg, according to her name tag.
“Well, I love to travel and see exotic places, but space travel is expensive,” I said. “I figure that a tour with the UNTS will let me get a good bead on spaceflight and maybe pay back a few outstanding student loans. See the universe, earn some scratch.”
“Of course. How do you feel about endless expanses of boring blackness, punctuated with beat-up hulks of stations and eight hours of leave on a pissant rock with fewer inhabitants than your high school and about as many opportunities for sightseeing?”
“Not…as good,” I replied sheepishly. “But a rock’s a rock, and I’ve only seen one so far. I also think you’re underestimating my high school. The ceiling tiles had some really interesting rust stains.”
Peg rolled her eyes and filled out he requisite line on the application. “Let me ask you this, then: ever get seasick?”
I nodded. “Once, but in my defense there was a swarm of jellyfish involved.”
“Imagine the worst, pukingest, colon-twistingest part of that, and multiply it by a hundred. That’s launch and soft landing, every time, all the time. Also happens when the gravity goes out, which happens a lot on the rattletrap tubs they throw you on. Ever see vomit in zero-g? You’ll be able to write a master’s thesis on it before you’re done with training.”
My stomach churned just thinking about it. “That’s why God invented dramamine.”
“Yes, nothing like a drowsy helmsman on a trillion-dollar tub.” Peg drawled, filling out another portion of the app. “Afraid of heights?”
“Only when I’m near the edge, and even then peer pressure will get me to the lip. I even went all the way to the very edge of Victoria Falls once, on a dare from my brother.”
Another part of the form scribbled in. “You do know that space is nothing more than one gigantic neverending drop, right? You’re always on the edge.”
I shrugged. “Seems like you are too.”
Peg gritted her teeth. “You know what? I was trying to save you from making the same mistakes I did. But if you insist, then screw it. I’m filling out the rest of your application for you. Top marks across the board.”
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April 10, 2011 at 10:38 pm
This was a great interview! I love Peg’s sarcastic bitter ways. LOL. I’ll get my entry up in a bit less than 24 hours 😉
April 12, 2011 at 8:53 pm
Those sarcastic and bitter ways got her promoted from supporting character to protagonist! And thanks for your quality entry too.
April 11, 2011 at 11:56 am
“lob verbal grenades”, I love it! Great interview.
April 12, 2011 at 8:54 pm
Why play verbal tennis when you can up the ante? And thanks 🙂
April 11, 2011 at 5:23 pm
Got a great sense for the character from this. Well done and great lead off.
April 12, 2011 at 8:55 pm
Thank you. This is one character that is always barging into various stories and taking over!
April 11, 2011 at 5:58 pm
Very cute! I loved the interview! Well done! Totally kept my engaged! 🙂
April 14, 2011 at 8:50 pm
Thank you! Looking forward to your take on it.
April 11, 2011 at 7:20 pm
Peg’s great! And she does a hilarious interview.
April 12, 2011 at 8:56 pm
Many thanks! I’m glad it’s not really me on the wrong end of the desk, though…sometimes she scares me!
April 12, 2011 at 12:14 am
That was a fun read. I love the word “colon-twistingest” 🙂
You’ve set the bar high for the rest of us!
April 12, 2011 at 8:52 pm
Pshaw, the other entries so far have been incredible.
Neologisms are Peg’s specialty, and the reason she’s so fun to write!
April 12, 2011 at 4:11 pm
This is a great post. Engaging and informative. I learnt a little something about space flight.
April 12, 2011 at 8:51 pm
Thanks! I realized I would never be an astronaut when I learned weightlessness felt like the first 5 seconds of a roller coaster trip, forever.
April 12, 2011 at 8:43 pm
Great job. I’ve already posted mine and now I feel a bit silly since yours is so well done. Definitely be interested to read more.
April 12, 2011 at 8:50 pm
Nonsense. Yours was terrific!
Be careful what you wish for, though…Peg has appeared in quite a few other places around here!
Like here. Or here.
April 13, 2011 at 11:21 am
I REALLY enjoyed this! Good job!
April 14, 2011 at 8:50 pm
Thanks!
April 28, 2011 at 11:36 am
HA! I like Peg! Great natural banter. Wel done!