Once decoded, the message read:
Club Pitelyt, Vyborg, Leningrad Oblast. April 2, 14:30, table 13.
You will wear a cotton T-shirt, one size too small, regardless of the weather.
Sit without speaking and order the house brew when approached by a waiter.
You will empty your pockets on the table.
Our conversation will take place only when music is playing and the waiter’s back is turned.
At 15:00 the conversation will end regardless of its substance.
You will wait one hour before leaving the way you came in.
Tell no one.
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