Tellytaxt Gallery, 115 E. Main, 11:47am.

“Tellytaxt? What’s that mean–name of the founder?”

“Oh no, heavens no. The gallery was founded by Emile Delecroix and Pierre Richat in 1948. They came up with the name as a nonce word that was free of overt philological baggage.”

“Doesn’t sound baggage-free to me. What would you say, Smitty? A tax on limey televisions?”

“A text on Telly Savalas.”

“Maybe a jelly used in taxidermy.”

“That’s quite enough, officers. Do you want to see the break-in, or are you content to play your childish games with concepts you don’t fully grasp?”