Warning: this product contains HistonEX™.

HistonEX™ is 99.9% effective at suppressing adverse allergic reactions to the exotic chemicals and compounds upon which the human race increasingly relies for sustenance. However, a genetically predisposed 0.1% of the population may experience a variety of unintended reactions. Seek medical attention immediately if you experience any of the following side effects:

-nausea (may lead to a rare but serious form of rickets)
-loss of appetite (may lead to a rare but serious form of liver escape syndrome or LES)
-dizziness (may lead to a rare but serious form of boneus eruptus, in which the skeleton attempts to leap out the mouth and escape the body)
-coughing (may lead to a rare but serious form of spontaneous species change or SSC)
-tinnitus (may lead to a rare but serious form of combustive nephritis, otherwise known as spontaneous kidney explosion)
-halitosis or tooth loss (may lead to a rare but serious form of dentus floresiensis otherwise known as hobbit mouth)
-fainting spells (may lead to a rare but serious form of mammonic Hansen’s disease otherwise known as rich man’s leprosy)
-hallucinations or violent mood swings (may lead to a rare but serious form of paranoid schizophrenia)
-coma (may lead to a rare but serious form of systemic necrosis, otherwise known as death)
-death (may lead to a rare but serious form of undeath)