“And why should I care?”

“It’s an Oswald, man. An Oswald OS-1. They only made like 100 of these cars.”

“Then it can’t have been that good.”

“It was great! Ahead of its time in just about everything. Look: power windows, power locks, power steering…all before that stuff was standard or in some cases even invented by the Big Three.”

“So why’d it fail?”

“Why does anything that’s ahead of its time fail? The world wasn’t ready and no one wanted to buy one.”

“Mmm.”

“Come on, you’ve got to let me buy it.”

“Look, the junkyard regulations don’t allow it, okay?”

“But you’ve got to! You can’t just consign what might be the very last Oswald to the crusher!”

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