“Wow, so generous of Mr. Hanna to donate all these books for the PTA book sale! What’s that one there called?”

“It’s, um…Sex: An Owner’s Manual.”

“Yeah, let’s put that in the reject pile. Next one?”

“Let’s see…Smut: The Misunderstood Art.”

“Next box. What have you got?”

“It’s Pornographers: The Fourth Estate.”

“…how many boxes did you say Hanna gave us?”

“Fifty-three. Give or take.”

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