01. No noise in the library.

This includes talking, incidental noise, and the false noise of tinnitus. Special sound dampeners, imported from the Grand Mosque in the Hyperkingdom of Saudi Arabia, create a dead zone from which no sound may be heard (though due to the design of the device, imams may escape its effects).

02. Library circulation, questions, and study must be done telepathically.

The library has a contract with Pathetel™ to allow use of thought-jacking for users with a level 6 wet neural interface or higher. Please make sure that your thoughtname and thoughtword are up to date. Please make sure to think at a low level, lest nearby patrons mistakenly receive errant thoughts. Patrons with level 5 or earlier wet neural interfaces, or dry neural interfaces, will not be able to use library resources without the help of an interpretive telepath.

03. Library items may not be copied in violation of copyright.

The library respects and abides by all intellectual property laws. As such, the contents of all items will be wiped from your memory upon returning the item, leaving only a vague sense of what you have experienced.

04. Do not use library neural interfaces for ultraporn.

Library neural interfaces are for patrons to use in browsing library services or surfing the ultranet. They are not to be used for ultraporn, hyperyaoi, megalolichan, or any other high-bitrate neural adult content. Any patrons caught doing so will have their interface re-tuned to Sesame Street: The Next Generation.

05. Items must be returned no later than the last date shown.

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