This week, Excerpts from Nonexistent Books published its 2000th excerpt. Over 5 years, we’ve been able to post a story every day (with occasional light cheating to fill in holes), and now we’re proud to say that there is now an EFNB excerpt for every year of human history since the birth of Christ.
The nonexistent editors, nonexistent staff, and nonexistent contributors here at EFNB would like to thank all of our readers and commenters for helping make this great literary experiment an ongoing success. Here’s to 2000 more stories that never existed!
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August 18, 2015 at 1:22 pm
Holy crap. That’s an achievement. Congrats!
August 18, 2015 at 7:44 pm
Thanks! I’ll get by on quantity if nothing else.
August 19, 2015 at 10:26 am
My blog has been around over 5 years, too, and I’m only at 1222. The thought of writing another 778 posts makes me want a nap.
August 19, 2015 at 3:06 pm
True, but your posts are MUCH longer on average, so I’d wager we have a comparable number of words 🙂
August 19, 2015 at 3:08 pm
Are you saying I’m long-winded? 😉
August 19, 2015 at 5:29 pm
I could be saying I’m short-winded, though it’s debatable if that’s any better!