“Look at that guy over there. Who’s he remind you of?”

“A really grumpy looking guy?”

“No! Kim Jong-Il.”

“The North Korea guy? Huh, I guess he does kind of look like him.”

“He doesn’t just look like Kim Jong-Il, he IS Kim Jong-Il.”

“Shut up, he’s dead.”

“Could have been a ruse.”

“Come on, do you really think he’d fake his own death just to fly Delta to ATL?”

“Do you really think anyone would dress like that if they weren’t him?”

“That’s enough. I’m done talking about it.”

“Good, good. Argue amongst yourselves, Americans. It’s only a matter of time before you discover what’s in this briefcase…and why I had to deliver it personally.”

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