“Come on, come on, come on!”

Sean writhed on the couch as his character on the screen attempted to make a jump over a yawning chasm.

It failed; the character screamed as he fell to his death.

“Aw, man.” Sean shuddered, and felt fresh wrinkles spread out from his eyes as the requisite year of his life was drained away.

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