Fluffers ejected through the emergency chute in his cybernetic human-suit. “What do you mean?” he said.

Laughing from the sparking breach in the ruined chest of his own suit, Snugglepuff continued. “We use these suits to move undetected among the humans,” he coughed. “But we’ve been blind this whole time.”

Fluffers’ suit crashed down behind him, and he scuttled up the battle damage on Snugglepuff’s failing suit. “Blind to what?” he shouted. “Tell me, you worthless old fuzzbucket!”

“There are no humans left,” laughed Snugglepuff. “Only hamsters in human suits lying to each other.”

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