Like the name suggests, squibblins favor dank environments as they subsist almost entirely on a diet of mushrooms. Squibblins shy away from direct sunlight, direct heat, and direct confrontations, preferring instead to wheedle with vaguely subservient coos.

A typical squibblin colony will consist of 50-100 workers, 8-10 drones, 3 queens, and a SquibberLord. Despite these ranks, they are all virtually the same size and attain their positions entirely through ingratiating themselves with other squibblins or with more powerful clients. Records exist of a squibblin colony ruled for a squibblin generation (approximately 2 years) thanks to a rather scary picture of a dog.

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