Remember, graduates: you are the future, and you will go forth and bring the past to those who need it least. You’ll impose it on them if you have to, since the past is when the good times were, times of eating brains and other things that have been denied you by SJWs.

You’ll look back on these days as among the worst in your life. Here you were constrained by rules, rules about not eating brains, and were forced to eat brains quietly. From here on out, there are no rules. Every brain will be yours.

You haven’t made lifelong friendships here. Rather, you’ve sized up competitors. Ally if you must, temporarily, but always be prepared to eat each others’ brains if neccessary.

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