Every town, even out east, has one of Them. The slacker, the drunkard, the ne’er-do-well that sins through inaction. For the burg of Smokewood, such as it is, that’s Feris. Yeah, just Feris. Every time she introduces herself, she gives a different last name, one that’s usually a pun or a crude joke. A partial list follows:

-Shufflebottom
-Dungworth
-Wheel
-Clutterbucker
-Bracegirdle
-Hiscock
-France
-Rattlebag
-Cornfoot
-Bungay
-Fair
-Swindell
-Nutters

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