“They glued the Ethernet cable in. Didn’t want to be disconnected. Pretty sure it’s still in there, in the dump.”

“That’s nothing. Someone brought in an iMac for an upgrade in ’07 or so, they’d been chain-smoking for 10 years in front of that thing, and it was black and brown. The office smelled like Pall Mall for to weeks.”

“Let me tell you about this broken iPhone we had…”

“Dude, everyone sees six of those a day. I said ‘horror stories,’ not bore-er stories.”

“Well, this one had a bullet in it.”

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