SQUASH 343
Bred for 100% more sweetness, 100% more firmness, and a natural pretzel shape.

HALLAPEENO 122B
Bred to be more easily pronounceable for Anglos.

WHEAT OF THE FUTURE (WHEAT 1088X)
The ultimate evolution of gluten. CAUTION: gluten-sensitives must keep a 1000-meter distance at all times.

KALE 9999
Half the taste yields double the pretentiousness. WARNING: Do not combine with Quinoa 1776 or a Pretentious Vortex may ensue.

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