The Book of Life
The single tome
Holding all the
Mysteries ever
Pondered over by
Mortal minds
Sits for sale
On Amazon.com
For one cent
Free shipping
Unknown binding
Unknown language
Great deal!
If it is sold
Jeff Bezos gets
.00001 cents
Has he already
Read the book
Or is he actually
Writing its sequel

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