Our line of accessories come prepackaged in their own sarcophagus for easy entombment and afterlife use. Choose from:

Sarcofikitty™ Cat Playing Cards – Aces are wild in the hereafter, and you can be sure to raise the stakes with this ready-to-bury deck. Join Horus, Osirus, and Thoth in their weekly poker game or light up the tables with history’s greats!

Natron™ Series Microwave – No cold dishes in the afterlife for you! This variable-watt microwave has every setting from defrost to nuke, easy-program controls, and a dishwasher-safe inner tray. Not sure of the afterlife’s power socket situation? Never fear! Our universal adapter and built-in step-down transformer guarantees that whatever juice they are putting out, you can use.

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