To: Nuby the Succubus
Contents: One (1) t-shirt reading “Happy Waifu, Happy Laifu”
Note: May this garment guide you in all your future romantic endeavors.


To: Randy the Incubus
Contents: One (1) necklace made of human teeth
Note: You are looking a bit long in the tooth, dearie.


To: Nuby the Succubus
Contents: One (1) extra large jar, minced garlic
Note: Nobody sucks like you do, except vampires, but this should eliminate the competition.


To: Randy the Incubus
Contents: One (1) pair large scissors, bloodied.
Note: The last guy couldn’t cut it. Maybe you’ll have more luck.


To: Nuby the Succubus
Contents: One (1) framed, autographed 8×10 glossy
Note: So you can see what success looks like.


To: Randy the Incubus
Contents: One (1) mirror, broken
Note: I saw success in this the other day, maybe it’ll work for you?

  • Like what you see? Purchase a print or ebook version!
Advertisements