Hello! I am your Ultra™ driver!

Please enter your destination if you have not already done so. You may change it at any time, though you will incur an additional fee.

We will not be speaking during the drive. If you have any questions, you may ask them, and I will do the same. Otherwise, please ignore the driver and enjoy the ride.

Legally, I am required to inform you that I am a Contract 37 employee of Ultra™. What does that mean? I’m glad you asked! It means that, in exchange for downloading my mind into the robot shell of this vehicle, I have agreed to work for Ultra™ Corporation LLC GmbH for free for a certain number of years! As of now, there are 113 years remaining. this may seem like a lot, but given a choice between that and the cold embrace of oblivion, I chose life!

Please rate me five stars if your ride has been of acceptable quality or higher. Ratings of 4 stars or below are converted to additional time using a proprietary formula and added to my Contract 37 term! Please consider the effect that your experience will have on my time in digital purgatory.

Buckle up! Seriously, buckle up. Injuries due to accidents are a 10-year minimum.

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