Presentations Roundtable
The National Book Association had too many conference proposals and not enough room or interest. So, to cram all these proposals in and pocket the attendees’ fees, this roundtable will allow all presenters a five minute presentation with an audience. Granted, the audience will consist of four other presenters, all crammed at the same tiny table, and there will be 3-6 such tables in the conference room, so everyone will be talking at once. But just think how good it’ll look on your CV!

Gala Banquet
Enjoy our expensive, paid speaker give the same speech they have given to hundreds of other large groups regardless of context! While you listen, you’ll dine on the finest Sysco frozen meals that our catering crew can thaw with the staff and time allotted–at a 500% markup, of course.

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