“Extry! Extry! Read all about it!” Harry knew that ‘extra’ wasn’t said that way, but he found he sold more papers if he did. People just seemed to prefer it.

A woman stopped by—very high-society from the look of her fur hat and her furred dog, who yapped excitedly from the end of a silk lead. “What’s the headline for today, boy?” she said.

Harry held up a paper for her to see. The Weekly World News for January 18, 1920 had, as its banner headline, MARTIAN OVERLORD ENDORSES HARDING FOR PRESIDENT.

“That’s ridiculous,” the woman scoffed. “Everyone knows the Martians favor Mr. Cox.”

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