Squidgey First Baptist
1619 Cotton Boll Way

There is absolutely no truth to the rumor that there are First and Second Baptist churches due to the legacy of segregation. We are twice as big, five times as wealthy, and 500% more white than Second Baptist purely due to the prosperity gospel.

Squidgey Second Baptist
1865 Rev. Dr. Martin Luther King Jr. Blvd.

Welcome! Choir practice is every night at 7, dance practice is every other night at 8, and we have standing-room-only for our weekly praise. Congregants sneaking over from First Baptist for better food are kindly asked to wait until everyone else has been served.

Squidgey Third Baptist
1 Squidge Meadows Ln.

We have our own school, our own 300-seat theater, our own food court, and our own gym. If you live nearby, there’s literally no reason to leave unless you’re going on vacation. Come and be a part of our echo chamber!

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