Seventh-Day Adventist of Squidgey
6 Saturn Rd.

Our Saturday services have everything! Avoid Sunday drivers, take advantage of Chick-Fil-A and Hobby Lobby at Squidge Corners Mall afterward, and revel in the knowledge that you and the descendents of the Bounty mutineers on Pitcairn Island now share a faith with its roots in the Great Disappointment.

Squidgey Temple of Latter-Day Saints (“Squidgemon”)
1840 Nauvoo Dr.

Guys, listen. Ignore all the wackiness about seeing stones and gold plates and secret underwear. Just think of us as a normal church, and things will all go much more smoothly. We also remind you that calling us “Squidgemons” is disrespectful and demeaning to both your congregation and the Angel Moroni.

Kingdom Hall of Squidgey
1 Kingdom Hall Way

Thank goodness for the Squidgemons, or y’all would really be all up in our business.

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