> pick up book
Taken.
>look at book
The book is entitled Media of Pure Fantasy.
>read book
You page through the book. It appears to be an avant-garde novel of some kind, in which the unnamed first-person protagonist finds a book, also called Media of Pure Fantasy, and find that large portions of their life are expounded upon as being part of fantasy texts. It drives him to madness.
>who wrote the book
You flip to the end leaves. The book is credited to one Edminster Stoudenmire, which is also your name. Curious, as the copyright date is at least ten years before you were born.
throw book against wall
The book thumps noisily against the wall. Sparrows sing sweetly outside, oblivious to the noise.
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