Successful Applicants Will:
-Have and enthusiastic and high energy at all times
-Keep the entertainment level high
-Wave at cars and pedestrians passing by outside of the establishment
-Preserve the secret identity of the mascot, without which it has no power
–NEVER deviate from the mascot’s established mannerisms, thoughts, philosophy, and soul
-Administer a stable of 5-7 other costumed mascots
-Coordinate costume maintenance and signage on a daily basis for said stable
-Help clean soiled costumes (vacuum, wipe down, re-sew, etc.)
-Track down costumes and mascots that have gone “on walkabout”
–NEVER cross 24th St or Avenue E in costume or allow others to do so
-If necessary, ensure others in costumed mascot stable do not cross 24th St or Avenue E
No experience needed.
Must be at least 16 with high school work permit.
To apply, present proof of social security card and ID to Nephi Insurance Agency Inc.
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