“Passionate is just another way of saying spoiled,” Robert said. “How bad can it be?”

“Well, right now he is locked in his room with the self-declared goal to starve himself and undergo the process of sokushinbutsu or self-mummification.”

“And what, ah, brought that on?”

“They stopped making his favorite coffee drink at Starbucks.”

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