1. Do not call in orders ahead of time or have them sent by a doctor; bring your prescription slip and force the pharmacists to make your medicine on the spot.
2. Idle by the window for at least 90 seconds after receiving a prescription to test the resolve of others in line.
3. No cars are allowed in line if there is not already a line; the line must be either absent or wrap around the building.
4. It is not only permitted but encouraged to circle the building like a hungry shark waiting for the line to shrink.
5. Pedestrians cannot use the drive-thru window due to liability concerns even on Sundays when the walk-up counter is closed.
6. Pedestrians crossing the line of traffic, on the other hand, is mandatory for entrance to the building.

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