“Look at this guy,” Drew said, gesturing at the car blocking the parking lot entrance. “He is alone, in an expensive car–they don’t just give VWs away anymore–and he is just sitting there, oblivious, lighting his cigarette with a candle lighter. While blocking traffic.”

“Idiots exist,” replied Lex. “They’re not cryptids.”

“But this guy is a whole ecosystem of idiocy. First, you see he doesn’t care about anyone but himself by how he parks his car. Then you see he doesn’t even care about himself, given the smoking in the car and not even using a proper lighter for it. And yet he is blessed with a luxury car while I’m behind the whee of something old enough to vote for the car president.”

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